Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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