I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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