She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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