508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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