Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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