Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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