Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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