My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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