We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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