do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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