Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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