no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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