we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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