it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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