you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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