I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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