Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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