You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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