We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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