so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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