Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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