Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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