this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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