Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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