I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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