You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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