I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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