Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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