I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize