I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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