it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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