I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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