walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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