I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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