you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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