they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
