I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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