who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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