Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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