its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
