This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So much rum. So many feels.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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