dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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