And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Help. Why am I so naked?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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