You work out of a Hotel?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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