You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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