New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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