yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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