the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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