did you get engaged???
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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