The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
