I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
