talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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