I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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